5 times your priest wished confession was over

He’s heard it all before.

1. That time he was working his crossword puzzle.

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He looks like he’s ready to hear all about the dirty you did at Nikki’s house party last weekend, but it’s the only solitude he has to figure out 36 down.

2. When you invited him to your third annual clambake that Saturday.

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As much as he likes a bit of steamy gossip, he only eats seafood on Fridays.

3. After your story about that time you went down to the river with John on a Friday night.

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He’s strong, but that story could lead anyone into temptation.

4. That time he was going to a Halloween party and went as himself.

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He saved money and won first place with his buddies in the creepy costume contest.

5.  When he thought it was safe to leave, but you were still there.

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He had to pretend he forgot his keys in the confessional.

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